Ordinance Against Nudity
Bill Ray
Sturgis
  What is printed on this shirt is the Sturgis ordance which defines nudity. Basically, "women's nipples must be covered with an opaque covering" (Band-aids and thick body paint do count). If ladies get busted they are slapped with a $100 fine for indecent exposure.

You can wear a thong on your bottom half and be legal.